Tuesday, 31 December 2013

135: Total Eclipse of the Moon

TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE MOON (2013, Wolfblood)
Louisa Connolly-Burnham can sing! And I thought I couldn’t love her any more! This is another great story from James Whitehouse & Hannah George, and the scenes with the wolfbloods cavorting about in the woods are so cute. There are some good effects too, but Harry Averwood’s a rubbish character. 8/10. 50 words.
 
 
 
TOMORROW, we see in 2014 with classic The Seeds of Doom, reviewed in 50 words...
 
 
WHAT A YEAR: 133 fifty-word-reviews, 2 hundred-word-reviews, 28 episodes of Wizards vs Aliens, 6850 words in total of reviews, 18 episodes of Wolfblood... and next year will be even better...

Monday, 30 December 2013

134: Kinda

KINDA (1982, Fifth Doctor, Nyssa, Tegan & Adric, Doctor Who TV)
Doctor Who Magazine proclaimed this as one of the best Doctor Who stories. Almost right. This is very impressive, albeit one where Nyssa, the best of the three companions, is side-lined. Simon Rouse delivers a stunning performance, the sets are impressive, as is Nerys Hughes, and the writing is exceptional. 9/10. 50 words.


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TOMORROW, to finish off the month - and the year! - it's Wolfblood's Total Eclipse of the Moon, reviewed in 50 words...

133: Voyage of the Damned

VOYAGE OF THE DAMNED (2007, Tenth Doctor & Astrid, Doctor Who TV Xmas)
Doctor Who does a full-on disaster movie! Maybe this story slips into that genre a bit too well, but it’s populated with believable characters and fantastic sets. Kylie Minogue is brilliant. It’s an adrenaline-filled disaster movie that’s really entertaining to watch. Plus, it’s got Duke from Tracy Beaker in it. 8/10. 50 words.



Sorry, forgot to put this up yesterday. Also, on the 'News' page you can find out the schedule for next year's reviews, since I've run out of Wizards vs Aliens and I'm adding some different Doctor Who-related series to the roster.


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TOMORROW, 1982 classic Kinda, reviewed in 50 words...

(image credit: BBC)





Saturday, 28 December 2013

132: The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe

THE DOCTOR, THE WIDOW AND THE WARDROBE (2011, Eleventh Doctor & the Arwells, Doctor Who TV Xmas)
Oh dear. This got massively bad reviews upon transmission. I was laughing my head off at the whole frantic “hammocks!” section, and there’s a brilliantly-realised forest, with interesting wooden villains, and Claire Skinner needs a spin-off, but there’s not much of a story, some dilly-dallying, and it doesn’t come together. 4/10. 50 words.
 

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TOMORROW, Voyage of the Damned, reviewed in 50 words... merry Christmas!

Friday, 27 December 2013

131: The Christmas Invasion

THE CHRISTMAS INVASION (2005, Tenth Doctor & Rose, Doctor Who TV Xmas)
It’s the first Christmas Special for the new Doctor Who team, they’re still finding their feet, and they still manage to deliver a nice festive treat. David Tennant finds his feet well though the Doctor doesn’t do much, but there’s Camille Coduri, a convincing spaceship and a nice old swordfight. 7/10. 50 words.
 
 
TOMORROW, snow is falling, all around, merry christmas, everyone, as TDTWATW (The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe), reviewed in 50 words...

Thursday, 26 December 2013

130: The Time of the Doctor

THE TIME OF THE DOCTOR (2013, Eleventh Doctor & Clara, Doctor Who TV Xmas)
Well, that really was something, wasn’t it? The most spectacular regeneration ever, hundreds of dangling plot threads resolved, and fantastic work from the costume, hair & make-up sections. There’s good direction of a decent if unspectacular script, and Matt Smith, Jenna Coleman and Orla Brady are fantastic. Oh, and KIDNEYS! 8/10. 50 words.
 

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DID YOU NOTICE that Clara apparently lives in the same block of flats as Rose Tyler? They're both on the Powell Estate! Well, we go back to the Powell Estate itself tomorrow, for The Christmas Invasion, in 50 words...

Wednesday, 25 December 2013

129: The Snowmen

THE SNOWMEN (2012, Eleventh Doctor & Clara, Doctor Who TV Xmas)
After two absolutely horrendous Moffat Christmas specials, this time he’s got it 100% right. Jenna Coleman presents Clara as the best companion since Donna, in a script packed with adventure, drama, humour and charm. Strax in particular is hilarious, the Ice Queen is realised well, and Saul Metzstein is God. 10/10. 50 words.


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TOMORROW, The Time of the Doctor - the Fall of the Eleventh and the Rise of the Twelfth, reviewed in 50 words...

Tuesday, 24 December 2013

128: A Christmas Carol

A CHRISTMAS CAROL (2010, Eleventh Doctor, Doctor Who TV Xmas)
Confession: I don’t like this story. Unashamedly ripping its title and plot off Charles Dickens, this story just doesn’t feel special. It’s nice and snowy and Christmassy, and there’s a great CGI shark, and Michael Gambon, but Abigail’s an awful character and the plot is too stolen to be entertaining. 2/10. 50 words.
 
TOMORROW, it's Christmas Day! and I'll be reviewing last year's Xmas Special "The Snowmen", in 50 words only...

Monday, 23 December 2013

127: The Runaway Bride

THE RUNAWAY BRIDE (2006, Tenth Doctor & Donna, Doctor Who TV Xmas)
Packed with humour, this story must be awarded a high rating right from the beginning. Why? Catherine Tate, that’s why! Donna is a breath of fresh air, a spiky contrast to Rose, and a remarkably well-rounded character. Drama and comedy go hand in hand in this exciting adventure, directed fabulously. 10/10. 50 words.



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TOMORROW, our Christmas Specials week continues with "A Christmas Carol", reviewed in 50 words...

Sunday, 22 December 2013

126: The Wrong Doctors

THE WRONG DOCTORS (2013, 6th Doctor, 6th Doctor, Mel, Mel, Doctor Who Audio)
The opening Big Finish main range release of 2013 is a really complicated one. True, there are some really funny moments and exciting dramatic moments, but the story is really based on being unimaginably complicated. Sound design and music is fantastic, but this requires multiple listens to understand it. Average. 6/10. 50 words.
 
 

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TOMORROW, it's the beginning of the Christmas week at 50 Words Who (or whatever), and we kick off with 2006's The Runaway Bride, reviewed in 50 words only...

Saturday, 21 December 2013

125: The Empty Planet

THE EMPTY PLANET (2010, Sarah Jane, Clyde & Rani, Sarah Jane Adventures)
This is a creepy story to begin with, and it’s got a wonderful, if ‘haven’t I seen this before?’ premise. The Robots are brilliant, and Gavin is the worst character in the world, acted terribly. It’s a mixture, with fine writing and monsters, but production not just up to par. 7/10. 50 words.


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TOMORROW, the Sixth Doctor, Mel, the Sixth Doctor and Mel... in The Wrong Doctors, reviewed in 50 words only!

Friday, 20 December 2013

124: The Ice Warriors

THE ICE WARRIORS (1967, Second Doctor, Jamie & Victoria, Doctor Who TV)
ONE begins promisingly, with some funny-ish moments, average acting and good sets. But I can sympathise will all those who hate this story; from TWO onwards, there’s little action, with the story mostly full of Clent debating about things. It’s boring, dull stuff, though the Ice Warriors are marvellous creations. 2/10. 50 words.

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TOMORROW, The Empty Planet, reviewed in 50 words...

Thursday, 19 December 2013

123: The Revenants

THE REVENANTS (2012, First Doctor, Ian & Barbara, Doctor Who Audio)
Spooky and atmospheric, this Companion Chronicle, originally just a download with Doctor Who Magazine, is performed well by William Russell and Sharon Small. The sound design in particular is to be commended. The story has several twists – particularly the Part One cliffhanger – but is generally, like the sparse music, unspectacular. 4/10. 50 words.


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TOMORROW, chilly plodder The Ice Warriors, reviewed in 50 words only...

Wednesday, 18 December 2013

122: All Out War!

ALL OUT WAR! (2013, Wizards vs Aliens)
Blimey, Russell T Davies really knows how to write an epic! This is an engaging, action-packed script, with an interesting set-up and some great writing, even though there are a few little bits which feel tacked on to the main piece. Acting and direction has never been better. Go Lexi! 9/10. 50 words.
 
 
 

TOMORROW, audio release The Revenants, reviewed in 50 words only...

Tuesday, 17 December 2013

121: Grave Consequences

GRAVE CONSEQUENCES (2013, Wolfblood)
Wolfblood manages to show the entire range of what it can do in an impressive chunk of half-hour drama. The comedy, supernatural, dramatic elements that the show excels in are all joined seamlessly in a massively enjoyable episode. Acted fantastically, this is the show’s finest episode yet, and something brilliant. 10/10. 50 words.

TOMORROW, it's  All Out War! in my final Wizards vs Aliens review...

Monday, 16 December 2013

120: The Girl Who Waited

THE GIRL WHO WAITED (2011, 11th Doctor, Amy, Amy & Rory, Doctor Who TV)
This story was only a back-up story to begin with, but you can tell that Tom MacRae’s put a lot of work into this emotional script – it’s Series Six’s ‘pack a punch’ story. Acted and directed well, the plot is thin and it does become a little bit boring. Sorry. 5/10. 50 words.

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TOMORROW, Grave Consequences for Jana, Maddy, Rhydian, Shannon and Tom - it's a new Wolfblood review in just 50 words...

Sunday, 15 December 2013

119: The Web Planet

THE WEB PLANET (1965, First Doctor, Ian, Barbara & Vicki, Doctor Who TV)
The first episode, while creepy in places, is just 25 minutes of dilly-dallying. From then on, the story picks up, maybe not deserving its 2½-hour run time, but delivering memorable aliens in the forms of the Menoptera (in terrible costumes) and Zarbi. It’s well-made but I doubt it’s anyone’s favourite. 6/10. 50 words.


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TOMORROW, we wait 36 years for The Girl Who Waited, reviewed in 50 words...

Saturday, 14 December 2013

118: From Raxacoricofallapatorius With Love

FROM RAXACORICOFALLAPATORIUS WITH LOVE (Sarah Jane, Clyde, Rani & Luke, Sarah Jane Adventures TV Comic Relief)
This story is just a little stupid silly scene, but to be honest that’s what it was meant to be, right? Ronnie Corbett is a great casting coup for the show, and the regulars are all brilliant, but its lack of substance means it can’t really be taken too seriously. 6/10. 50 words.
 
 
 
 

TOMORROW, `60s story "The Web Planet", reviewed in 50 words only...

Friday, 13 December 2013

117: Doctor Who

DOCTOR WHO (1996, 7th & 8th Doctors & Grace, Doctor Who TV Movie)
It’s some sort of holy myth: you’re not a Doctor Who fan until you’ve mocked the TV movie. To be honest, I quite like it. Yes, there are car chases and an American Master and lots of non-Doctor-Who-like things, but there’s Paul McGann, a great score, and a not-awful script. 8/10. 50 words.

TOMORROW, short scene "From Raxacoricofallapatorius With Love" reviewed in 50 words...
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Thursday, 12 December 2013

116: The Girl in the Fireplace

THE GIRL IN THE FIREPLACE (2006, 10th Doctor, Rose & Mickey, Doctor Who TV)
Sophia Myles makes an excellent guest star, cavorting about exquisite sets and locations with David Tennant, in one of his finest performances. One of Steven Moffat’s finest scripts ever, it combines humour, romance and drama, with a blast of charm, making it one of the most impressive Doctor Who stories. 10/10. 50 words.
 
 
 
TOMORROW, Doctor Who (the movie, not the whole show), reviewed in 50 words...

Wednesday, 11 December 2013

115: Endless Night

ENDLESS NIGHT (2013, Wizards vs Aliens)
Phil Ford’s latest script has an intriguing premise and offers some memorable moments and comedy from Randal Moon, who is wonderful as ever. Annette Badland gives her all, as does the fantastic Brian Blessed, in a well-directed story. While a step down from the preceding tale, this is nonetheless good. 7/10. 50 words.
 

TOMORROW, The Girl in the Fireplace, tomorrow, reviewed in 50 words...

114: The Girl From Nowhere

THE GIRL FROM NOWHERE (2013, Wolfblood)
Debbie Moon’s script is, as ever, absolutely wonderful in every single respect. This tale is an interesting one for all the characters involved, with new character Jana being an intriguing character; Leona Kate Vaughan is the best actress possible for the role, bringing humour and charm to it. Directed well. 9/10. 50 words.

SORRY: Internet went a bit haywire yesterday, couldn't put this review up
NEXT, it's last week's Wizards vs Aliens story, "Endless Night"...

Monday, 9 December 2013

113: Resurrection of the Daleks

RESURRECTION OF THE DALEKS (1984, Fifth Doctor, Tegan, Turlough, Doctor Who TV)
This tale basks in its ‘gloriously gritty’ premise; maybe the violence is taken too far? Backed up by a cast of underdeveloped supporting characters, this story does relish in its utter Davrosness. Terry Molloy, Janet Fielding and Peter Davison are great in a story that doesn’t fully embrace its potential. 6/10. 50 words.
 
 

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TOMORROW, Wolfblood action in "The Girl From Nowhere"...

Sunday, 8 December 2013

112: Dark Eyes: The Great War

THE GREAT WAR (2012, Eighth Doctor & Molly, Doctor Who Audio: Dark Eyes)
The renowned and respected Dark Eyes set begins with aplomb in an interesting and evocative story. With an accurate recreation of what World War One must have been like, Nick Briggs introduces some intriguing characters and a new side to the Doctor. Paul McGann’s brilliant, even if Ruth Bradley isn’t. 9/10. 50 words.
 

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TOMORROW, the gloriously violent "Resurrection of the Daleks", reviewed in 50 words only...

Saturday, 7 December 2013

111: The Mark of the Berserker

THE MARK OF THE BERSERKER (2008, Sarah Jane, Rani, Clyde & Luke, Sarah Jane TV)
This story is directed well, if not written brilliantly. The writing’s average, with an unusual central plot which sort out flops out along its two episodes. Elisabeth Sladen gives her all in a great performance, and there are several memorable-ish moments in an average tale. It’s average, but not special. 5/10. 50 words.
 
 

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BEHIND-THE-SCENES: Today's review was meant to be "Day of the Clown". I had a whole 50-word review written, about how Anjli Mohindra created a likeable character and there are memorable moments and everything... and then realised yesterday that I'd already reviewed it.

TOMORROW: The first part of the mega-popular "Dark Eyes" is reviewed, in 50 words...

Friday, 6 December 2013

110: The Ark

THE ARK (1966, First Doctor, Steven & Dodo, Doctor Who TV)
Steven and Dodo are the worst companions ever. The sets are gorgeous. The acting is average, and William Hartnell is fabulous. The music’s interesting but not noteworthy. That sums up this story. Interesting, and good, but not noteworthy or brilliant. It does get a bit boring in the middle, though. 5/10. 50 words.

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TOMORROW, Mark of the Berserker, reviewed in 50 words...

109: Urgent Calls

URGENT CALLS (2007, Sixth Doctor, Doctor Who Audio)
Eddie Robson has created an fascinating idea. It’s perfect. A story told pretty much entirely out of phone calls between the central character, the Doctor, and other minor characters. The idea of a virus going through phones is interesting, and the story is directed and performed so it never bores. 9/10. 50 words.




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NEXT, it's back to the 1960s with "The Ark", reviewed in 50 words...

Wednesday, 4 December 2013

108: The Thirteenth Floor

THE THIRTEENTH FLOOR (2013, Wizards vs Aliens)
This script is absolutely beautiful. It’s the deepest thing Wizards vs Aliens has ever attempted, and you can see what bits would have changed for The Sarah Jane Adventures. The characters change for the better, miraculously, and Paul Murphy’s direction is superb. Jessie Cave is great, though Ursula is underused. 9/10. 50 words.

TOMORROW, Urgent Calls....

Tuesday, 3 December 2013

107: Leader of the Pack

LEADER OF THE PACK (2013, Wolfblood)
This is an affective opener complimenting the previously released mini-episode, directed with aplomb and a nice sense of style. The cinematography is superb, the acting even better. Kudos to Alun Raglan for creating a truly menacing villain. A perfect script, realised perfectly. What more could you want? This is great. 9/10. 50 words.

TOMORROW, take that magical ride in the lift, as The Thirteenth Floor is reviewed in 50 words...

Monday, 2 December 2013

106: The Rescue

THE RESCUE (1965, First Doctor, Ian, Barbara & Vicki, Doctor Who TV)
This story was only made to introduce Vicki the new companion, not to be great. But it is. Vicki, contrary to later appearances, is actually bearable, William Hartnell gives his finest performance, there’s a shocking, unexpected reveal, and it’s a great example of the show making do with few resources. 9/10. 50 words.

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TOMORROW, Wolfblood Series 2's opener "Leader of the Pack", reviewed in 50 words...

Sunday, 1 December 2013

105: The Abominable Snowmen

THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMEN (1967, 2nd Doctor, Jamie & Victoria, Who TV)
What a great central idea there is in this story: robotic Yetis in Tibet. That’s just brilliant! And the Yetis themselves are fabulously designed, great villains. The monks aren’t awfully-acted as well, and there are interesting developments within the Det-Sen monastery. But six parts is too much. It gets boring. 6/10. 50 words.
 
TOMORROW, back to the early years of Doctor Who again with "The Rescue", reviewed in 50 words...

Saturday, 30 November 2013

104: Invasion of the Bane

INVASION OF THE BANE (2007, Sarah Jane, Luke, Kelsey & Maria, Sarah Jane)
Russell T Davies and Gareth Roberts should have written every episode of this show ever. On the basis of this, at least, a story combining humour with drama. Elisabeth Sladen is FANTASTIC, and while Kelsey is a poor character, the story plays out fascinatingly. Kudos to great villain Samantha Bond. 9/10. 50 words.

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TOMORROW, The Abominable Snowmen, reviewed in 50 words...

103: Cuddlesome

CUDDLESOME (2008, Fifth Doctor, Doctor Who Audio DWM)
For a magazine exclusive, this is an impressive story. Stemming from the Audio Visuals series of the 1980s, this tale combines light humour with real menace in a story which ends up being quite entertaining. Despite all the right elements being in place, however, there’s something that doesn’t feel right. 6/10. 50 words.

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NEXT, we go back to the beginning (of The Sarah Jane Adventures, that is) with "Invasion of the Bane", reviewed in 50 words...

Thursday, 28 November 2013

102: The Scapegoat

THE SCAPEGOAT (2012, Wolfblood)
Jermain Julien and Sophie Petzal need to produce a full episode together for Series Three. This mini-episode is stylishly-shot and well thought-out, with powerful scenes with Rhydian and his mum. New girl Jana settles in fantastically in this enjoyable mini-episode, and this could have been expanded into a full episode. 9/10. 50 words.

TOMORROW, Cuddlesome, reviewed in 50 words...

Wednesday, 27 November 2013

101: The Five(ish) Doctors - Reboot

THE FIVE-ISH DOCTORS REBOOT (2013, Doctors 5-8, 10-11, Doctor Who Spoof)
DOCTOR WHO @ 50
What more could you want than this? The classic Doctors reunite! Peter Davison’s penned – and directed – a fantastic script, which really made me laugh, and it was amazing to see all the famous people who appeared in it (Olivia Colman, Frank Skinner, Peter Jackson etc). A truly wonderful anniversary present. 10/10. 50 words.
 
 

WATCH FOR FREE AT http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b03lv3mj/The_Five(ish)_Doctors_Reboot/


TOMORROW, your weekly Wolfblood fill continues with web episode "The Scapegoat", reviewed in 50 words...

100: The Five Doctors

Welcome to... the 100th 50 Word Review!!! HURRAY! PARTY!



THE FIVE DOCTORS (1983, Doctors 1-5, various companions, Doctor Who TV).
DOCTOR WHO @ 50
This is one hell of an overcrowded story. Some monsters – and Doctors! – barely do a thing. But who cares? It’s a nice celebratory romp. The Time Lords get up to their scheming fairytale-esque politics. Someone says “No! Not the mind probe!”. A Cyber-Leader is sick. Let’s celebrate it for that. 7/10. 50 words.
 
 

NEXT, The Five Doctors(ish) Reboot. A reboot of... this very story!

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Monday, 25 November 2013

99: An Adventure in Space and Time

AN ADVENTURE IN SPACE AND TIME (2013, William Hartnell and co, Doctor Who)
DOCTOR WHO @ 50
I uphold a theory that it’s impossible for a Doctor Who fan to watch this and not have a tear in their eye. David Bradley, Brian Cox, Jessica Raine, Sacha Dhawan – that’s the best cast ever. Mark Gatiss has written the loveliest script ever for a truly monumental docu-drama. The sets are absolutely beautiful, perfect recreations of the originals. David Bradley’s performance is haunting yet still comedic in places. This is surely the most comprehensive and accurate account of the genesis of Doctor Who ever (barring a documentary called “Beginnings”). With amazing performances and amazing script, this is absolutely stunning. 10/10. 100 words.

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TOMORROW, for the hundredth 50 Word Review (party time!) it's the penultimate "Doctor Who @ 50" review, with 1983 special "The Five Doctors", reviewed in 50 words...

Sunday, 24 November 2013

98: The Day of the Doctor

Welcome, for the first of two days only, to the 100 Word Reviews...



THE DAY OF THE DOCTOR (2013, Doctors 10 & 11, War Doctor, Clara & Rose, Doctor Who TV)
DOCTOR WHO @ 50
Steven Moffat has finally, after three years of showrunning Doctor Who, delivered a script which I’m immensely happy with. It’s a thing of beauty, full of those moments we never thought we’d see. David Tennant, Matt Smith and John Hurt work so well together. It’s possibly the funniest script for the show by Steven Moffat, and Billie Piper is superb. The script is one that makes nostalgic fans cry. There’s not a single character miscast (I want Osgood to get a spin-off). Zygons! Daleks! Tom Baker! Peter Capaldi! This was definitely the best anniversary treat you could have wished for. 50/10. 100 words.



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TOMORROW, An Adventure in Space and Time, reviewed in 100 words...

Saturday, 23 November 2013

97: 100,000BC

100,000BC (1963, First Doctor, Susan, Ian & Barbara, Doctor Who TV)
DOCTOR WHO @ 50
It pains me to be so negative on Who’s special day. So let’s begin with the good stuff. The first episode of this story is possibly the best episode of Doctor Who. William Hartnell and William Russell are fantastic. So’s Waris Hussein’s direction. But the cavemen sections are just boring. 5/10. 50 words.
 

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TOMORROW: The Day of the Doctor

Happy birthday Doctor Who!

Friday, 22 November 2013

96: Warriors of Kudlak

WARRIORS OF KUDLAK (2007, Sarah Jane, Clyde, Luke & Maria, Sarah Jane TV)
This is… well, a bit, what’s the word, awful, to be honest. The weakest story of the series, it tries to create a sense of youthfulness around its characters by including a Laserquest setting which never really works. Populated by a bunch of unconvincing and badly-acted characters, this is poor. 3/10. 50 words.
 
 
 
 
 

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TOMORROW, Doctor Who's first ever story, 100,000BC, reviewed in 50 words...

95: Max Warp

MAX WARP (2008, Eighth Doctor & Lucie, Doctor Who Audio 8DA)
Wow. Think about what this could have been – a pathetic pastiche with some Agatha Christie elements clumsily added in. But it’s not. Jonathan Morris crafts a perfect – and immensely humorous – story, full of fabulous characters who are wonderfully performed. Paul McGann and Sheridan Smith are brilliant in this unforgettable story. 10/10. 50 words.


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NEXT, Warriors of Kudlak, reviewed in 50 words...

Wednesday, 20 November 2013

94: The Curse of Crowe

THE CURSE OF CROWE (2013, Wizards vs Aliens)
The first ten minutes of this story are set-up for what’s about to come, and therefore awful. “Aww we’re such good friends!” But from then it really develops. Whilst maybe not as showy as other stories, Annette Badland delivers her finest performance yet, and there are some beautiful moments. Great. 8/10. 50 words.
 

TOMORROW, strap yourself in, engage thrust and prepare for... Max Warp, reviewed in 50 words!

Tuesday, 19 November 2013

93: Irresistible

IRRESISTIBLE (2012, Wolfblood)
This story lives up to its title. It’s actually irresistible. Writer Debbie Moon – she of the brilliant plot ideas – creates a sense of impending doom and betrayal well, and the conclusion is particularly well structured, with fantastic acting from everyone (special mention to Louisa Connolly-Burnham). This is really, really good. 9/10. 50 words.

TOMORROW, brand-new WvA story "The Curse of Crowe", reviewed in 50 words...

Monday, 18 November 2013

92: The Ghost House

THE GHOST HOUSE (2008, Sarah Jane, Clyde, Rani & Luke, Sarah Jane Audio)
There are some intriguing, interesting ideas in this time-travelling tale for Sarah and her sleuth sidekicks. Writer Steve Cole makes good use of classic clichés and twists them to create a ghost story which turns into sci-fi at the halfway point. Elisabeth Sladen’s reading is perfect. This is absolutely great. 9/10. 50 words.

Welcome to The Week of the Doctor! Or something. No, it's not really the Week of the Doctor, since only three of this week's seven reviews have the Doctor in them. But anyway...

TOMORROW, Wolfblood's 1st series concludes with "Irresistible", reviewed in 50 words...

Sunday, 17 November 2013

91: The Long Game

THE LONG GAME (2005, Ninth Doctor, Rose & Adam, Doctor Who TV)
This story is heralded for being awful. And it's really not. Just watch it again. Christopher Eccleston and Billie Piper are at their best, relishing each scene. There are fabulous concepts which are executed well. The Jagrafess is an impressive creation. Simon Pegg's marvellous. But Bruno Langley's awful. Oh well. 8/10. 50 words.

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TOMORROW, oh, well, who knows? No, I do, it's Sarah Jane audio original The Ghost House, reviewed in 50 words...

Saturday, 16 November 2013

90: The Gift

THE GIFT (2009, Sarah Jane, Clyde, Rani & Luke, Sarah Jane Adventures TV)
There is some stupidly silly stuff in this third season finale, but it's enthralling and at least fits with this interesting story with several interesting elements. The characters are all perfect and the Blathereen an interesting enemy. There are memorable moments and great scenes in this well-directed finale. Good stuff. 8/10. 50 words.
 

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TOMORROW, in contrast to some recent Doctor Who classics, an episode of Who remembered for being awful, which isn't just as bad as you think... it's The Long Game, reviewed in 50 words...

Friday, 15 November 2013

89: The Night of the Doctor

THE NIGHT OF THE DOCTOR (2013, EIGHTH DOCTOR!!!, Doctor Who TV Minisode)
DOCTOR WHO @ 50
This is faultless. Steven Moffat's redeemed himself for all the bad things he's done. Cass is a believable character with only a minute or two of screen time. PAUL MCGANN'S IN IT! He slips effortlessly into the role with a beautiful portrayal. His regeneration is finally handled – magnificently. Amazing. 10/10. 50 words.

WATCH IT AT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U3jrS-uhuo
TOMORROW: Sarah Jane Blathereen action in Series 3 finale The Gift, reviewed in 50 words...

Thursday, 14 November 2013

88: Dalek

WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS

DALEK (2005, Ninth Doctor with Rose & Adam, Doctor Who TV)
This is an exciting, action-packed story. Let's just get that sorted. The characters, bar Van Statten, aren't too fully fleshed out, but are acted well. The Dalek reveal will live on forever, and there are several other great scenes, brought to life by Nicholas Briggs, Christopher Eccleston and Joe Ahearne. 8/10. 50 words.

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TOMORROW, well it was going to be The Long Game, but stuff that, tomorrow's impromptu review has just GOT to be The Night of the Doctor, hasn't it? MCGANN! REGENERATION! SISTERHOOD OF KARN! BIG FINISH MADE CANON!

Wednesday, 13 November 2013

87: The Cave of Menla-Gto

THE CAVE OF MENLA-GTO (2013, Wizards vs Aliens)
This story is packed with emotions. Every single emotion you can think. Joseph Lidster's best script of anything ever includes really funny scenes with Randal Moon – and a shout-out for Dan Starkey, who is IMMENSELY good – and some heartbreaking Tibet scenes. The design has never been better. Faultless. 10/10. 50 words.
TOMORROW, Ninth Doctor Dalek action in Dalek, reviewed in 50 words...